Randy Squalor Dotcom - Top Tips On Being A Fat Bald DJ God

Randy Squalor's Rinsing Sounds

A History Of Squalor

Please don't take Randy too seriously.

Originally established in the early noughties, as a reaction to the then-ubiquitous image of the superstar-DJ-staring-off-into-the-distance-and-pretending-to-change-the-world, Randy simply offers serious beats, but with a smile.

Now retired - but once thrilled to have been included in these Readers' Wives sections:

  • Winner - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2010
  • Runner-up - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2009
  • Runner-up - iDJ Raw Talent August 2010
  • Shout/spine - DJ Mag Jan 2010
  • Shout - DJ Mag Feb 2006
  • Shout - DJ Mag Sept 2004

See Randy Press - with major thanks again to DJ Mag, iDJ magazine and the Mixmag team for their sympathetic ears & support.

All of Randy's fat bald beats are hosted here, including the full Rinsing Sounds collection.

Randy also has a fat bald Soundcloud for his fat bald beats:

Randy's Fat Bald Soundcloud

Plus a less well maintained Mixcloud, to help you indulge your ears:

Randy's Fat Bald Mixcloud

Randy once hooked up with the awesome Lee Hardcastle for this very special Youtube performance here. (For immature adults only.)

Randy has occasionally dabbled in (very primitive) edits and bootlegs - sending particular thanks to the awesome Loops Of Fury for their support with this one. See also The XX, Sasha, Depeche Mode, etc.

Randy also has jingles for you - grab those here and here. Plus playing cards (ask for details).

Finally, Randy also has stickers. Lots of them. So if you want to support Randy's sticky Fat Bald Tour, then please drop an address to baldtour@randysqualor.com.

If you've still got time after all that, maybe just go home, get a life and feed the cat.

PLEASE NOTE: All DJ mixes are produced for promotional use only and on a non-profit basis. Randy Squalor Dotcom is a non-commercial website carrying zero advertising. If any artist or rights holder objects to the use of their track, they are welcome to suck Randy's balls. At length and enthusiastically.