Randy Squalor Dotcom - Feel The Girth

Randy Squalor's Rinsing Sounds

Come And Play With My Fat Ones

Welcome to the world of the original international DJ gigolo and fat bald DJ god.

Randy Squalor Dotcom is a chapel for those who have been touched by the fatness of Randy's beats and girth of his massive tuneage.

Who said old farts can't spin tunes and shag floozies too?

  • Winner - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2010
  • Runner-up - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2009
  • Runner-up - iDJ Raw Talent August 2010
  • Shout/spine - DJ Mag Jan 2010
  • Shout - DJ Mag Feb 2006
  • Shout - DJ Mag Sept 2004

All of Randy's fat bald beats hosted here - including the full mix archive here.

Randy also has a fat bald Soundcloud for his fat bald beats:

Randy's Fat Bald Soundcloud

Randy similarly has a fat bald Mixcloud to help you feel the girth:

Randy's Fat Bald Mixcloud

In order to get down with the kids, Randy can also be found on Facebook, with a limited edition and carefully hand-picked following:

Add Randy On Facebook

Like Randy On Facebook

And when Randy's really bored, he manages an occasional dash of Twitter:

Randy's Under-Maintained Twitter Page

Randy also recently hooked up with the awesome Lee Hardcastle for this very special Youtube performance here. And grab the GIF here.

You can even check out a very rare public appearance in Randy's Christmas & New Year Message here.

Randy also has jingles for you - grab those here and here. And playing cards (ask for details).

Finally, Randy also has stickers. Lots of them. So if you want to support Randy's Fat Bald Tour, then please drop an address to baldtour@randysqualor.com and a wad of Randy's sticky stuff may arrive on your doorstep...

If you've still got time after all that, maybe just go home, get a life and shag your girlfriend.

PLEASE NOTE: All DJ mixes are produced for promotional use only and on a non-profit basis. Randy Squalor Dotcom is a non-commercial website carrying zero advertising. If any artist or rights holder objects to the use of their track, they are welcome to suck Randy's balls. At length and enthusiastically.