Randy Squalor's Rinsing Sounds
Come And Play With My Fat Ones
Welcome to the world of the original international DJ gigolo and fat bald DJ god.
Randy Squalor Dotcom is a chapel for those who have been touched by the fatness of Randy's beats and girth of his massive tuneage.
- Winner - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2010
- Runner-up - DJ Mag Pick 'N' Mix March 2009
- Runner-up - iDJ Raw Talent August 2010
- Shout/spine - DJ Mag Jan 2010
- Shout - DJ Mag Feb 2006
- Shout - DJ Mag Sept 2004
All of Randy's fat bald beats hosted here - including the full mix archive here.
Randy also has a fat bald Soundcloud for his fat bald beats:
Randy similarly has a fat bald Mixcloud to help you feel the girth:
In order to get down with the kids, Randy can also be found on Facebook, with a limited edition and carefully hand-picked following:
And when Randy's really bored, he manages an occasional dash of Twitter:
Finally, Randy also has stickers. Lots of them. So if you want to support Randy's sticky Fat Bald Tour, then please drop an address to email@example.com.
If you've still got time after all that, maybe just go home, get a life and feed the cat.
PLEASE NOTE: All DJ mixes are produced for promotional use only and on a non-profit basis. Randy Squalor Dotcom is a non-commercial website carrying zero advertising. If any artist or rights holder objects to the use of their track, they are welcome to suck Randy's balls. At length and enthusiastically.